Curly and Little O just saw them!
There are two frequent visitors at our house that I wish would just stay away. Their names are NotMe and Idunno.
Allen and I have never met or even seen NotMe and Idunno, but the kids have. They see them ALL THE TIME, doing all of the things that break the rules and make us crazy. I don't get why the kids don't tell them to leave our house and KNOCK IT OFF!!
Who ate in the front room and left crumbs everywhere?
Who stuffed the heating vent full of blocks?
Who smeared boogers all over the back of the couch?
Who used up the brand new roll of scotch tape that I just bought yesterday?
Who took one bite out of every apple in the fridge?
Who crammed the clean laundry under the bed?
Who left the DVDs laying around so that the baby could destroy them?
Who smeared poop all over the side of the toilet?
Who ate an entire bag of chocolate chips in the pantry and left the empty bag as evidence?
Who wiped toothpaste on the cabinets?
Who spilled water on the wood floor and left it?
Who threw rocks all over the lawn?
It's NotMe and Idunno. Every. Single. Time.
If I ever find where these two characters are hiding out, there are going to be some serious consequences.