Friday, September 21, 2012

NotMe and Idunno

Curly and Little O just saw them!

There are two frequent visitors at our house that I wish would just stay away.  Their names are NotMe and Idunno. 

Allen and I have never met or even seen NotMe and Idunno, but the kids have.  They see them ALL THE TIME, doing all of the things that break the rules and make us crazy.  I don't get why the kids don't tell them to leave our house and KNOCK IT OFF!!

Who ate in the front room and left crumbs everywhere?

Who stuffed the heating vent full of blocks?

Who smeared boogers all over the back of the couch?

Who used up the brand new roll of scotch tape that I just bought yesterday?

Who took one bite out of every apple in the fridge?

Who crammed the clean laundry under the bed?

Who left the DVDs laying around so that the baby could destroy them?

Who smeared poop all over the side of the toilet?

Who ate an entire bag of chocolate chips in the pantry and left the empty bag as evidence?

Who wiped toothpaste on the cabinets?

Who spilled water on the wood floor and left it?

Who threw rocks all over the lawn?

It's NotMe and Idunno.  Every. Single. Time.

If I ever find where these two characters are hiding out, there are going to be some serious consequences.


Mom not Mum (Sandy) said...

A bite of every apple? Awesome!

Deb said...

Mystery man lived at my house when I was a kid! :)

La Yen said...

Waldo says that the three tenets of military intelligence are: Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter-accusations. So, basically, you have two MI operatives in training.

Mindy said...

Yeah... NotMe and Idunno show up in my classroom quite often as well... and they often bring their friends somebody else, anybody, and nobody... sigh...

Petersons Blog Spot said...

This happens at your house too?

Kara said...

At least they can't be blamed for the smashed tomatoes

Richard & Natalie said...

Come on and admit it...the empty bag of chocolate chips was you! ;)

Cami said...

Would you look-y do have 12 kids!!!