Because I am over 30 and have given birth to eight babies I do not wear swimsuits any longer. I just have not felt comfortable with exposing that much pale, s0-white-it's-almost-blue skin to the unsuspecting public.
Those days are over! Here's the newest thing in modesty...a swimsuit I can't wait to get my hands on.
Their website states that it is "Swimwear that highlights the face rather than the body." Sounds like my kind of swimsuit!
If you act now, they are having a 25% off sale! Hurry, they're going fast...
NEWS FLASH: In case my sarcasm is lost on you, I am kidding. Apparently, some believed my words to be true. I DO wear a swim suit, with the wonderful addition of long-length board shorts. And that's the truth.