From the mouths of my kids..."What's wrong with girls? They don't even have a sense of humor!"
"Which part of Utah does Jesus live at?"
Curly: "Go a-way! Yer ruining my yife!"
"You're wrong. Farts ARE funny!"
All-a-Boy: "I remember back when I was a kid..."
"Jobs are totally un-fun."
"Fingers are NOT humans!"
ElemenoB: "Could you move, please?"
Coolister: (Waves his arms in the air for a few seconds while remaining in place.) "How'd you like those moves?"
"Your breath smells like boogers."
Me, calling downstairs: "Who's down there?"
Curly: "Nobody."
Me: "Then who's answering me?"
Curly: "No-body. Stop tawking to me, Mom!"
12 comments:
LOL! Those are great Gerb. Sounds very much like what goes on and is said around this place. I'm glad you posted those. Makes me feel better. :D
P.S. I'm SO glad I finally got to meet you on Friday. We need to run into each other more often!
Your cute family gives me the giggles. love you guys.
I love them all! I especially got a good giggle from your geriatric All-a-Boy!
Oh my gosh! So cute! And you have to do that interview with Mike. And if you do please, please, please post it!!! See you on Saturday!!!
Adorable! I often wish I had taken actual note of all of the witty things my kids have uttered over the years...what a coffee table book THAT would make!!
My favorite was the one about where Jesus lives. He probably lives in Payson. I am just guessing.
I am glad you brought things back to earth for us with the comment about farts : )
My absolute favorite is Curly's! She must be a twin to my Alyssa.
The funny things they say get me through the un-funny things they say.
Those were definitely worth reading. :)
Your blog is great. Love those!
Rachel- Kids can be pretty funny, can't they? And yes, it was great to finally meet you in person!
Shannon- Thanks. Who needs TV when we've got kids to keep us entertained?
Mike- Thanks, I am flattered.
Natalie- He says it all the time, too. It was even funnier when he was 4 and would say it.
Amy- Thank you! And yes, see you Saturday - rain or shine!
Shannon- I used to keep a notebook full of them. I decided to use the blog for it instead now. They crack me up all the time.
Kelly- Thanks for reading and commenting! And you know, no matter what you say, I don't think I could move to Payson.
Anaise- Agreed! I'd go insane if my kids didn't keep me laughing.
Mamasooz- Thank you! I love when you leave comments.
I love the 'move please' quote the best…also, AAB's comment on 'back in the day.' He's given a couple of doozies in class, too.
LOL!!! That was GREAT!! I have several favorites... "Who's down there?" "Nobody"
We have a similar group of sillies over here. I agree.. the funny comments sure make it easier to trod through the unfun moments.
The latest from my 3 year old. "Mom, you're my age."
Laughing so hard. These are awesome.
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