From the mouths of my kids..."The doctor put a noodle in my leg."
"Check out what's in my diaper!"
Me: "That looks like a spider bite."
Hubba: "Awesome! Am I gonna get super powers?!"
"Mom, I want you to stop following Satan."
"You're the best cook I've never seen!"
"So, wait... is Rocky about a sumo wrestler?"
A car slowly turns into the parking lot where we are walking. Out of nowhere, Hubba yells: "Hey, watch it, buddy!" The guy's window is down and he is amused by the tongue-lashing. He turns to his passenger and says, "I think I just got told off by a 3-year-old!" to which Hubba yells back, "I'm FIVE, you dummy!"
"Sometimes I wish people had a minimize button so I could click it and make them go away."
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Those are awesome! I LOVE it!
I have to tell you, your blog makes for some good quips around our dinner table. I love telling Devon the Hubba story/quote of the day!
I LOVE these quick quips. You need to keep these coming! They make me laugh every time I read them! (Not only that, but it makes me look forward to having rugrats of my own!)
Seriously, how do you ever keep a straight face in your house? These are awesome!
Thanks for the laugh. Hubba is a riot.
Gerb, These are hilarious!! And stop following Satan already will ya?! LOL. I LOVED all of them.
So, you're still following Satan, eh?
I guess we all have our vices…
What? Who thinks you're following Satan?!?!? :) What's the context of THAT one?
Oh, and your Hubba is a corker!
These are hilarious! That Hubba...you've got a handful with him. ;)
Cami- Thanks!
Annette- He does provide plenty of conversation topics... funny kid.
Katie- STOP THE PRESSES! Did you really just say, and I quote, "...it makes me look forward to having rugrats of my own!" ?? You know I have been patiently waiting for that day, right?! RIGHT?!
Linn- I think there's a whole heck of a lot more laughter than straight faces. Kids are awesome, aren't they?
Rachel- That he is. I love it.
Natalie- Yeah, me and Satan, we're always conspiring to do things like hoard the birthday cookie I got in Primary. It's nice to have my kids to remind me of my errant ways.
T5th- I'm trying to quit...
Anaise- He really is. Hubba asked if I would share the cookie that the Primary gave me for my birthday. I said no, which prompted his remark. Funny kid.
Lori- I'm thinking he and Lawson have some similarities... ;)
Bill Cosby didn't get a show without reason! Kids are hilarious! Especially yours!
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