Saturday was Underwear Day! That long-awaited, much anticipated random day of the year when we wake to find packages of children's underwear festooning our kitchen table.
What, you don't celebrate Underwear Day?
No Underwear Fairy comes to your home unannounced and leaves packages of underwear as a morning surprise?
You don't celebrate the day's arrival by eating maple frosted 'long johns'?
I'm kind of sad for you.