Monday, April 4, 2011
"Why does the car have a line for 140 miles per hour if you're not even allowed to drive that fast?"
All-a-Boy: "Animals were put on the earth for us to eat."
Hubba: "Yeah - except for alligators."
Little O finds Allen's glasses and watch, puts them on, then proclaims to me:
"Flashlights don't even flash at all. They're just lights. Whose idea was that?"
"Do you think the guys on the planet where they made Star Wars ever watch earth-people in a movie and memorize everything we say?"
Overheard during a Tabernacle Choir performance between speakers during General Conference yesterday: "Whoa! Are those angels singing?!"