From the mouths of my kids...
"Um...I fink maybe a monster ate your girl scout cookies, mom."
(spoken loudly) "Is that lady fat p-cause she's going to have a baby?"
"Do people who go to heaven get to ride there in spaceships?"
Hubba: "Don't you ever just feel like you want to go outside and burn stuff?"
Me: "Um, no. Never."
Hubba: "Huh. That's weird."
(pointing at a man who is smoking) "Hey, you are going to DIE!"
"Why doesn't Spock ever smile? It makes him creepy."
"When I go on a mission I want to go to Endor and teach the Ewoks. Or maybe just Chewbacca. P-cause it would be fun to see them at church. "
(After farting) "I think I ran out of gas now."
"Stop saying happy words, mom. It's freaking me out."