"Bacteria are like cell zombies because they have no brains. That is, if you call a nucleus a brain."
"Sometimes I just forget to think."
"Every time a baby is born a mom turns into a milk cow."
(In a prayer) "And please bless that we can all be good so that God can have a good day today."
"Mom, I have more cookie?" "No." "But I soooooo cuuuuute!"
"I really want All-a-Boy to be with Jesus in heaven someday but he just keeps on following Satan. I'm going to miss him when I'm in heaven and I look down to where he and Satan are all hot and sweaty."