Tuesday, March 1, 2011
"I'm going to dress up for the science fair because it makes me look more intelligent."
"I wish people would pay me money instead of compliments."
ElemenoB: "I have the car in drive, but it won't go forward."
Me: "You'll have to let off the emergency brake."
ElemenoB: (Lets off the emergency brake.) "It still won't go forward!"
Me: "Well, you're going to have to actually start the car before it will drive anywhere."
Little O burps. "I farted in my mouth!"
Me: "What does apple start with?"
Me: "What does snake start with?"
Me: "What does car start with?"
Hubba: "A key!"
"Why does this ball say 'CHINA' on it?"
"P-cuz that is where all balls are made. That's what they do in China."
"So.... China is like Santa's workshop?"
"Yes. The elves live in China."