"I'm going to dress up for the science fair because it makes me look more intelligent."
"I wish people would pay me money instead of compliments."
ElemenoB: "I have the car in drive, but it won't go forward."
Me: "You'll have to let off the emergency brake."
ElemenoB: (Lets off the emergency brake.) "It still won't go forward!"
Me: "Well, you're going to have to actually start the car before it will drive anywhere."
Little O burps. "I farted in my mouth!"
Me: "What does apple start with?"
Hubba: "A!"
Me: "What does snake start with?"
Hubba: "S!"
Me: "What does car start with?"
Hubba: "A key!"
"Why does this ball say 'CHINA' on it?"
"P-cuz that is where all balls are made. That's what they do in China."
"So.... China is like Santa's workshop?"
"Yes. The elves live in China."
6 comments:
LOL! A key. That is fabulous!
And here all this time I thought balls were from the good ol' USA.
;)
Love it!!
Love it!!!
Love it!!!
A key - LOVED IT!
When I was little we called it a "butt burp". It actually came from a shirt I had with Bert and Ernie and Ernie ways "but Bert!!"
Farted in your mouth...classic!
Always a good time reading your blog. I only have 3 kids (ages: 4,2 1/2, and 4 months)so far and I am feeling overwhelmed almost all the time. I think about you all the time and wonder how you do it. If I wait for energy to return I may never potty train my 2 1/2 year old. You are one of my role models and I need advice from a pro.
Little O is hot on Hubba's awesome trail!
"Now you have to start the car" - love it.
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