Monday, July 12, 2010

Quick Quips

From the mouths (and pens) of my kids...

"I just talkded but I didn't thinkded."

"Stuff is not things! Stuff is just stuff!"

(The following conversation took place at 4:15 a.m.)
(disoriented) "Huh?"
(excited) "Thank you!"

(The following conversation took place at 2:00 a.m.)
Curly, age 3: "Mom, can you forgive me cuz of all the mean and bad fings I already done before?"
Me: "Yes. I forgive you."
Curly: "And do you love me so, so much?"
Me: "Yes, I really do."
Curly: "Then maybe can you scoot over and let me sleep in your bed wif you?"

"When I go to school, if I write that my name is Star Wars and tell my teacher that my name is Star Wars, will she call me that? Or should I just tell her to call me Secret Agent?"

"I don't want to be a fighterfighter when I grow up anymore. I want to be a secret agent because they have missiles on their helicopters. All fighterfighters have is big water guns."

"When you say I am in big trouble it just makes me so sad that you are listening to Satan again."


Amy said...

What does Satan sound like?

Rachel said...

Gerb! Your kids crack me up! Reading what they say is proof that they truly are brilliant kids. I love their thoughts and imaginations

Shannon said...

I bet that last one was Hubba's, right?

Farscaper said...

I love the 4:15am "conversation".

um.... what did I just agree to?

ablackman said...

So, is Curly "age 5" at 2am and then 3 years old during the day, or what?

Linn said...

Hilarious! I loved just spending time catching up on everything I missed while on vacation. Those kids are so cute--and funny!

Richard & Natalie said...

Gerb, Will you quit listening to Satan already? (hee hee)
I also love the late night/early morning converstaions.