From the mouths of my kids...Hubba: "Mom, Curly called me a baby!"
Curly: "But I said 'just kidding' after."
"What are you screwing, dad?"
"What's a duck-poo-laughterus?"
"I have no idea."
"Well, they eat cats."
"Mom is in charge because she's the biggest kid that's awake."
Me: "I have told you not to do that a MILLION times!"
Curly: "Um, no. You only tolded me eight times."
"Little O is the cutest baby we never had."
Allen: "When are you going to start losing teeth, Hubba?"
Hubba: "When I eat a lot of cookies."
Hubba: "Mom, I love you."
Me: "I love you, too, buddy."
Hubba: "Good. Because I markered on the wall."