Will you GOAT to Homecoming with me?
There was a note asking her to please leave her porch for a few minutes after seeing the goat so that it could be retrieved. (MUCH better thinking than The "Bunny" Incident a couple of years ago.) The goat was bleating (is that what goats do? Baaaahing? Mehhhhing?) as if on cue when she opened the door. I would even venture to say that it was pretty cute.
After debating how she could answer with live animals (No LION - I'd love to go to homecoming! or COW could I say no?) and then realizing she had no access to a lion or a cow, she responded with a loaf of banana bread: I would LOAF to go to homecoming with you!
I love how creative the kids around here are when asking to dances. So much better than how it worked when I was in high school... which was not getting asked at all.
(Okay, I got asked. Maybe twice. But those are stories for another day.)