Friday, September 13, 2013

Jokes For Kids: Star Wars Edition

I am always lacking in new jokes to put in the kids lunches so this year I decided to go with themes.  Since our kids are huge Star Wars fans, I searched the web for Star Wars jokes and found enough for 3 weeks worth of lunches!  Here are our favorites.

Q: Where does Princess Leia shop for Father's Day?
A: At the Darth Maul.

Q: What is Darth Vader's favorite Disney song?
A: When You Wish Upon A Death Star

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he's always making new friends.

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.

Q: What's a Jedi's favorite car?
A: A Toy-Yoda

Q: What's a Jedi's favorite toy?
A: A yo-yo, duh! (Yo-Yoda)

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the Dark Side.

Q: Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

Q: When was it obvious that Anakin was going to the Dark Side?
A: In Sith grade.

Q: Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?
A: In a Jar-Jar.

Q: Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
A: Because he's always a little short.

Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be

Q: How is the Force like duct tape?
A: It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Q: What's the difference between an AT-AT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q:What do you call a sith who won't fight?
A: A sithy.


Gina Smith said...

Girl! Thanks. Great lunch bag jokes. I am stocked now.

Mindy said...

Those made me laugh! Thanks for sharing. :)

Pam Farley said...

Bwah ha ha ha! These are going into lunches starting NOW!