You know what I like to say to peoples? "Hi, I'm Little O. And I'm not naked!"
Curly: Everything is on fire. What if we were on fire?
Hubba: We won't ever be on fire. *sigh* Our life is too boring.
Hubba: Mom, if you catched fire you know what to do, right? Stop, plop and roll like crazy.
Curly: Remember that, Mom. I'm SO serious. It could save your life.
Allen the Younger: What's up with this weird bedpan-space-rocket stencil?
Allen t.Y.: Oh. It's a paw print. The star threw me off.
Hubba: I think I just burped in my body.
Me: What does that mean?
Hubba: I heard a noise inside my body. I think it was an inside burp.
Princess left this note on the table for Curly (who can't read yet):
(The reason this one is so funny is that Princess is about the most sensitive kid in the family. The added note at the bottom was from ElemenoB.)
Little O: Mom! I sawed such a pretty girl today!
Me: Oh, yeah?
Little O: Yes! Oh, she was SO bu-a-ful!
Little O: Yes! And know what? It was YOU, Mom!