From the mouths of my kids...
Mom? Aw you may-king tow-nadoes for dee-ner?
Some days I wish I didn't have to go to school. But some days I wish I was a tow truck.
(Overheard at church) Before my mom and dad lived in a house they really lived in a hotel room or a car. I can't remember which one. But they really lived in it, with like 8 of their kids. And Santa still found them for Christmas. Or wait... maybe that was in a movie.
If #2 pencils are so great then why aren't they called #1 pencils?
If my presents were stolen at Christmas, I'd cry. But then I'd search the whole city until the robber was found and tell him, "YOU BIG JERK!"
How much cents did our house cost? Was it 100?
Did you see what Baby X just did? I think he's starting to get real brains now!
Little O: Santa going a bwing me my bike-a-my-Crissmiss!
Me: How do you know?
Little O: A-cuz Santa is my friend!