From the mouths of my kids...
"Mom, do we need to get gas?"
"Nope. We've got a full tank."
"We don't have a tank! We have a car!"
"Last night I had a rilly, rilly bad dream and dragons chaseded me but I hided where they can't find me. It's true - I can not just make this stuff up!"
"Mom, are you gonna die after the baby is borned?"
"No. Why would you ask something like that?"
"Well, in Star Wars, Queen Amadala gets her baby borned and then she dies."
"Pretty much everything that happens in Star Wars would never happen in real life, honey."
"Yeah. (sigh) That's why we never get to see Chewbacca or Yoda anywhere."
"The forehead of my belly hurts."
"Is that really grandpa? 'Cause he kinda looks like WalMart."
"Where are you going, Mom?"
"To watch General Conference."
"Is that like General Grievous?"
"Not even close."
For you who are unfamiliar, this is what General Conference looks like:
and this is what General Grievous looks like:
And yes, I am aware that my 4-year-old daughter has a freakishly accurate fascination AND knowledge of everything that has to do with Star Wars. I think it's kind of cute.