From the mouths of my kids...
"I know I'm getting big p-cuz there is more hairy stuff growing on my arms."
"When I go to school I'll have math tests and exercise. And then I'll tell my cheecher that I have to go to the baf-room."
"Dad, can I play the Wii?"
"You'll have to ask Mom, she's the boss around here."
"Because you're not bigger than her anymore?"
"I can't be friends with girls because girls don't rule the world." (He'll learn.)
"Hey Mom, who's your boyfriend?"
"That would be Dad."
"What?! You married your boyfriend?!"
"When we sing 'Love one another' does that mean Satan, too? 'Cause he's not exactly what I call lovey."
H: "I don't like you."
C: "Well, I don't like you, either!"
H: "But I do still love you."
C: "Well, I still love you, too."