Today I made a startling discovery: there is tuna in tuna.
I know, I know - you are probably relieved to know this, especially for those of you with tuna allergies. I mean, you could have opened up a can of tuna and made yourself a sandwich or something and never have known that there was tuna inside.
I would just like to give a shout-out to the people who are conscientious enough to add information like this to the label of a can of tuna:
Thank you, Tuna-Warning Creators. Thank you.